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You have had 1,018,311 indirect and direct sexual partners... eek!

Post by The evil one on Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:29 pm

It’s called “sex degrees of separation” and it’s horrifying. In an effort to educate the masses about the importance of safe sex, Lloydspharmacy (a British drugstore chain) has created an online calculator you can use to find out how many people you’ve had sex with indirectly (and directly, but hopefully you know that number). Using data from more than 6,000 British adults, combined with the personal data you enter, the calculator spits out a number of people you’ve had indirect or direct sexual contact with.

These are British-based figures, so unless you’ve exclusively slept with Brits, you can choose to assume the figures are more or less slutty than yourself (the calculated British average is 2.8 million people). Or you could do some research and know for sure (note to self: make sure research includes sex with hot British men).

I like that they include the people I’ve had direct contact with, like they calculated this insanely high number and then added ten, you know, for accuracy’s sake. You know there are some people who only have sex with one person his entire life? According to this thing, I’m at over one million. So go, calculate, and have fun telling each other you’re sluts

Take your test here.

My results:

You have had 1,018,311 indirect and direct sexual partners.

Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 3,353,844 indirect sexual partners
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Post by Earth, Wind & Fire on Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:00 pm

Oh No!!

Here is my result ..

We are unable to perform this calculation.

I then clicked on 'less than 50' and it wanted me to tell the age of each and every man - but I can't remember at all!

Looks like I am a lost cause.


I am a female version of Ghengis Khan - thank heavens for contraception or I could easily have mothered a million children alien
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Post by The evil one on Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:25 pm

Please don't say that was all in just the one weekend! Shocked
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Post by Earth, Wind & Fire on Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:42 pm

It happened during my early twenties...I was a bit of a man eater way back then.
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Post by The evil one on Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:49 pm

ooooh... this was you??


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Post by Earth, Wind & Fire on Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:47 am

I like that one ....she is me and I am her!!

But I actually inspired this song by Hall and Oates hehe

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