Fashion Disasters

We all haf had a fashion disaster... what would haf been your most cringe worthy outfit?


I remember being aged about 7, and my parents thought in the infinite wisdom, that matching outfits on twins would be a goed idea!! So Sophia and me were dressed in these fookawful matching cutesy red riding hood coats!!!

We used to be really creative when we were younger ..teenage girls..and we'd dye our clothes and shoes all the time..

I was always at it, I owned nothing that wasn't hand dyed by me - I was a tie dye/hand dye/machine dye - ing freak!!

I had a pair of clogs I'd dyed silver..and a pair of stripey trousers which were accidently stripey because I did a silly thing and put them on the immersion to dry them straight after dying them and they sort of dried a bit strange..I thought I was the business though..

I also had a pair of skin tight zebra print jeans which I loved but my bum was a bit massive and I had quite the pair of thunder thighs which I'd try to hide by wearing my Da's shirts and sweaters...

There's worse....

I owned an enormous tent like Dutch army parka thing ...everytime I wore it I looked like I was drowning in Khaki ..my Da (the big meanie) finally got his hands on it and threw it away.

Ok... going to hang head in shame... and admit the dress I was wearing yesterday, should haf been burnt at the shop.


It looked goed on the hanger, and fitted like a dream on the shop... but soon as I wore it, with nothing else suitable to wear... it just looked fookawful!

oh you probably looked better than you think..haha..

But there's nothing worse than wearing something that you yourself thinks makes you look terrible like a pair of black trousers I bought myself from a shop which sells clothes which are one off designs created for larger well known shops to choose to sell.

There was a good reason why these particular trousers were left on the shelf and not mass produced - I still have them upstairs - they look like jodphurs but the sort a Nazi would wear with lots of zips and buckles.

That was a terrible night out..I kept trying to hide myself.